Monsters of Jizz

The Series So Far: ‘Monsters of Jizz’

Monsters of Jizz Vol. 1 porn video“The Series So Far” takes a closer look at long-running porn series, old and new.

First volume: 2010 Newest volume: 2018

The bottom line: Cumshots are a standard feature of virtually all contemporary porn movies, but Monsters of Jizz takes the concept to its extreme. The action proceeds along the lines of your typical porn movie until the final moments of each scene, when the male co-stars unleash cumshots of distance and volume that defy all comprehension. The studio and series were developed in 2010 as a web-only line but received DVD and retail website VOD distribution in the summer of the following year. (In an amusing touch, AVN announced the deal with the headline “DreamGirls Set to Shoot Out First ‘Monsters of Jizz’ DVD.”) Many of the GameLink VOD Monsters of Jizz movies generally compile 10 scenes apiece, all drawn from the Monsters of Jizz archives.

Spotlight movie: Monster of Jizz Vol 1: Monster Facials. The very first movie in the line sets up the tone for the remainder of the series: a low-tech, shot-on-video look to give an amateur vibe, brief plot intros to set up the action, and outrageously enormous cumshots to finish every scene. The opening sequence is particularly over the top, featuring a squeamish girlfriend who recruits a male friend to help her overcome her fear of swallowing. He fills her mouth to capacity and then polishes things off by splattering her cheeks, chin, and eyes.

Logo madness: A malevolent Vincent Price-style laugh precedes the sound of four splats that spell out the word “Jizz.”

Quotable: “It’s hard to find fresh ideas in porn. You rarely see anything new. As soon as I saw Monsters of Jizz I knew it was a money-maker. The shock on the girls’ faces is priceless. These are the most insane cum-shots you’ve ever seen!” (DreamGirls co-owner Jim Faile, as quoted by AVN)

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