Lana Rhoades – Ultimate Fuck Toy: Keep ’em Coming, Jules

Ultimate Fuck Toy: Lana Rhoades Movie Details

Title: Ultimate Fuck Toy: Lana Rhoades
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Stars: Marley Brinx, Stephanie West, Lana Rhoades
Overall Rating:

3.75 stars

It’s possible that Jules Jordan doesn’t know what ‘Ultimate’ means, since Ultimate Fuck Toy: Lana Rhoades is something like the eighth installment in the Ultimate Fuck Toy series, which has featured Jill Kassidy, Aubrey Star, Alina Li, Abella Anderson, Riley Reid, Amia Miley, and Kennedy Leigh. We should have been seeing the penultimate, antepenultimate, preantepenultimate and so on Fuck Toys, but have not; on the bright side, if he doesn’t know that ultimate is supposed to mean final and unsurpassable, we are likely to see any number of Ultimate Fuck Toys in the future, and the ones we have seen so far have been pretty good. Let’s see how this one looks!

Lana’s first scene is with Markus Dupree and Steve Holmes, and if what you want is a lot of Lana, that’s definitely what Jules Jordan delivers here. Aside from the long tease-and-strut, Markus and Steve hammer at Lana, fucking every hole in every possible combination, including DPs, for well over a half hour. Lana takes both cocks in pussy and ass, chokes on dick, and ends up taking a double anal cream pie and licking up the spilt cum.

Lana and Marley Brinx seems to be having a great time making out and exploring each other all by themselves, but Jules Jordan isn’t the kind of guy to let an Ultimate Fuck Toy go unused, so he has Lana lead Marley in on a leash and presents her to Jules, who is always ready to fuck an Ultimate Fuck toy, or even a girl who’s being led around by an Ultimate Fuck Toy. Marley goes to work on Jules’ cock, and he ends up fucking both of them in pretty much every way a man can fuck two women without resorting to anal. Jules loves ass, so I’m not sure why he didn’t go there, but its enough for me that he puts these two through their paces and floods their faces with jizz.

If there’s anything Jules Jordan loves as much as perpetrating outrageous offenses against women’s assholes, it’s tease, and it’s a rare Jules Jordan movie that doesn’t feature some of both. Lana spends a good long time showing off her body, which we have already seen at maximum overdrive but are not tired of, out by the pool until it’s playtime. Playtime in this case means a hole-stretching anal session with none other than Dredd, whose dick pushes the boundaries of normal human systems of measurement, not to mention the boundaries of Lana Rhoades’ asshole. In fact, it looks like she has more trouble getting it in her pussy than in her ass, but she does manage both.

Lana’s friend Stephanie West is due to lose her anal virginity, and how could you ask for a better time or place than with Lana herself? Both of them are very dirty girls indeed, and while they seem again to be happy playing with each other, eating whipped cream off each others? bodies and getting each other wet with fingers and tongues, Stephanie’s asshole isn’t going to fuck itself, and Lana just doesn’t have the gear to make it happen. Once again, Jules has to step up and do the heavy lifting. Lana licks his balls while he fucks Stephanie’s ass, and what more in this world can a man aspire to? Aside from fucking both their asses, of course, which he also does.

You’d think Lana would have been pretty thoroughly worked out for the day, but she’s got at least one more scene left in her. Jules catches her primping in the bathroom and asks her if she’s ready for that little fantasy they talked about: her getting fucked by an older man with a huge cock. Given that she’s already had Steve Holmes in there, it seems superfluous, but as William Shatner said, “Always can do one more” I guess. Who’s older than Steve Holmes? Apparently no-one. It’s just Steve Holmes again; he is the monster at the end of this book. This is a relatively tame but still intense scene, with lots of face-to-face fucking and, as far as it goes, intimacy.

Val Williams

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