‘He Loves Me in Plaid Skirts and Panties’: Schoolgirl Shenanigans
I was kind of hoping that He Loves Me in Plaid Skirts and Panties might feature some women who were old enough to be past the plaid skirts and panties stage of their lives – like the dudes in the scenes would be fucking a bunch of MILFs and thinking “You know what I haven’t seen in a while? A schoolgirl outfit! Let’s do that tonight, honey!” instead of…well. There’s no nostalgia in any of these scenes – just girls who look like they just got home from school. Slut school, but still.
Blonde Kenzie Taylor has huge fake tits, lots of tattoos, and she’s 29 years old, which puts her squarely in the demographic that I want to see wearing schoolgirl outfits. In short, she’s clearly a dirty girl, and I like the idea of wanton, willful sluttery a lot more than I like the idea of corrupting the innocent. She looks, in fact, more like she’s robbing Codey Steele of his virginity than the other way round. The panties stay on for a while, as Codey fucks his way past them, but eventually they come off. i like that her suspenders stay on – they frame those big tits perfectly. She ends up, not for the first time, with a face full of cum.
I do love a redhead, and so does Ryan Mclane. He, however, gets to fuck Lacy Lennon, and I just get to watch. I’d tell you what Lacy is wearing, but you can probably guess. There’s a solid chance it’s the exact same outfit that Kenzie was wearing. Lacy mouths his cock through his pants and leaves him with a huge wet spot, which is not quite as messy as the way she sucks it when it’s out of his pants – sloppy and thirsty – which is in turn not even close to the mess he makes one he makes when they’ve gotten past all the schoolgirl gear, past the fucking, and to the part where he unloads on her face.
Tommy Pistol can afford to spend a lot of time watching raven-haired Evelyn Claire put on her sexy tiny skirt and her tiny top and those tiny white panties because he knows he’s going to be able to take them off her in a few minutes. Tommy likes his schoolgirls nasty, and Evelyn obliges, getting sloppy with her cocksucking, staying explicit with her dirty talk, and sucking the last drops out of his cock after he covers her face with jizz.
Lean and leggy redhead Maya Kendrick, definitely looks schoolgirl-ish, but only because you can’t tell she’s 5’10”. Van Wylde is 5’11”, so he doesn’t feel intimidated and he can go right ahead and put her on her hands and knees, where he licks that delicious pussy as she rides his face. She’s just as eager to get his cock in her mouth, and once they’ve traded oral favors, he starts pumping her full of dick. They work through missionary, cowgirl, RCG, and spoon, and finish up with doggy as she masturbates and takes his load on her perfect ass.
One of the things is not like the others: It’s Aidra Fox, who has a blue schoolgirl skirt instead of a red one. Small Hands doesn’t seem to care what color it is, though – he’s a boob man, and he goes right for her perky little tits. Then he flips up the skirt to get to the panties, pushes them aside, and buries her face in her tight holes. She’s quieter than most of the girls in this movie so far, but you can tell she’s having a good time – she’s a squeaker rather than a screamer, but she gets a load on the ass just like all the rest.