I Know Who You Fucked Last Halloween: A Lot of People | Naked Truth on Gamelink

Halloween is a time for candy, for terrible monster-based puns, and for reflections on mortality as the leaves begin to fall and the long night of winter settles into your bones. Well, in the Northern hemisphere it is, anyway. Sure, not in the tropics. OK, what October is really for is a new horror porn from Joanna Angel and everything she does and all the tattooed girls she brings to me enough that I look forward to her movies anyway. To be fair, I don’t know if this is really horror porn. We’ll see. Ready? Then join me for Joanna’s birthday party. Wait, what?

Small Hands is driving Joanna to her surprise birthday party, which she has meticulously planned. There are going to be three high-priced call girls in a motel room, and Joanna is very invested in the surprise aspect (even though she knows every detail). Small Hands is a little frustrated with the ?no spoilers? aspect of the thing, and paying attention to Joanna in the car is taking up a lot of his bandwidth ? enough that he can’t always watch the road. I think based on that and the title of the movie, you can tell where this is going. Ivy Lebelle, Katrina Jade, and Ariana Marie are waiting for Joanna in the motel, all dressed up in shiny latex rabbit suits. Your guess is as good as mine, but Joanna dives right in and sends Small Hands on his way. You’ve never seen such a sexy three-latex-rabbit all-girl gangbang. I mean, I doubt it. It’s the only one I’ve ever seen, and I’m willing to give it the title right off the bat.

I’m not going to spoil anything with respect to the plot, but there are thrills and chills to be had. Some of them are to be had by the characters in the movie, and some by you. Steve Holmes provides some of both as he surprises Ivy Lebelle at her makeup table. A good scare gets the blood flowing, not to mention the juices. And the cum.

Small Hands has booked a session with Katrina Jade, you’ll have to not skip over the non-fucking parts of the movie to figure out why and how and he uses every bit of the hour he’s paying for to show her that he thinks she’s the hottest of the girls Joanna engaged on That Fateful Night. I’m of the same opinion, and if I knew where to find her, I’d book her, too.

Ariana Marie, who was starting up her own yoga studio in order to get past depending on whoring for a living, only knows a few tricks, and they’re not really yoga tricks, so when Bill Bailey and Tommy Pistol aren’t impressed with Downward Dog, she goes back to what she knows best ? cock-sucking, getting fucked, and taking facials. And once her scene is done, we get back down to the plot. Don’t worry, Joanna, I didn’t spoil it.