The Bigger the Better: 10 Great Fake Tits
The Bigger the Better: 10 Great Fake Tits
By: Val Williams
Conventional wisdom will tell you that real, natural tits are better than fake ones, and there are many good arguments to be made in favor of that proposition. Conventional wisdom will tell you that augmented breasts are a tool of the patriarchy to shape a woman’s body to an unrealistic standard so they’ll be more pleasing to men, that wanting bigger boobs is a consequence of an entrapment in the coils of unreasonable body image expectations, and there are truths there too. But it is also true that we like what we like. We are all enmeshed, to one degree or another, in the gears of the machine that tells us that what others think of our bodies is important. And who am I to rain on anyone’s parade when she’s got a new pair of boobs she loves, if they make her feel good? Nobody, that’s who. So here are twenty of my favorite big outrageously artificial tits.
1. Shay Fox
Shay Fox is the perfect MILF – sleek, tanned, and sporting a huge pair of the medical arts’ finest 36DDD aftermarket options.
2. Anna Bell Peaks
Anna Bell Peaks is a delicious tattooed punk with pink hair, a firm streamlined body, an insatiable asshole, and an astonishing set of perfect 32Gs.
3. Jada Fire
Jada Fire’s 36DD rack is one of porn’s most famous sets of tits, and she’s a Hall of Famer for a reason – she’s more than her tits, but her tits are considerable.
4. Veronica Avluv
Texan MILF hottie Veronica Avluv is one of the best of porn’s new generation of MILFs – insatiable, rapacious and ready for anything. Her 34D boobs are knockouts, and so is she.
5. Eva Notty
Eva Notty says go big or go home, and she’s not going home. Her 40F tits are her best feature, but that doesn’t mean everything else isn’t amazing too.
6. Daphne Rosen
Sexy Daphne Rosen’s 34G breasts look like they might have been conceived and executed by a zeppelin designer, but gravity has a distinct and delightful grip on them.
7. Naughty Alysha
Porn’s greatest pro-am performer, Naughty Alysha, loves to let her fans play with her 36D tits. Play your cards right and she might come to your town.
8. Havana Ginger
If there’s a bigger or better pair of areolas in porn than Havana Ginger’s, I’ve never seen them; this multiracial Los Angeles hottie’s 34Ds are capped off with artistic perfection.
9. Ava Devine
Ava Devine’s boobs have gone up and down in size – she’s listed at 38F right now – but no matter what size they are, they’re not as outrageous as she is.
10. Harlow Harrison
32DD Platinum blonde Harlow Harrison looks like a classic movie star until she takes off her clothes and starts fucking, and then she looks like a tattooed alt-hottie with a classic movie-star haircut. Can’t beat that.
