Squirt or Die: Hazardous When Wet


Squirt or Die Movie Details

Title: Squirt or Die
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Stars: Anna Bell Peaks, Janice Griffith, Kimberly Chi, Leigh Raven, Lily Lane, Mr. Pete, Small Hands, Tommy Pistol, Xander Corvus
Overall Rating:

4.25 stars

You kind of hope nobody does actually die in the making of a movie like Squirt or Die, but you have to be aware that with all those goths around, there’s always a chance. This one looks like it’s one of Joanna has in store for us today, shall we?

Janice Griffith and Xander Corvus waste no time getting to the hardcore penetration – they can’t even get Janice’s panties off before they’re humping away. Lanky Janice loves every inch of Xander’s dick, and the focus is on the fucking as much as the squirting, but she hoses him down more than once, and he returns the favor in the end.

Xander barely has time to recover from Janice’s vigorous treatment before Leigh Raven – pink-haired, bespectacled and a little baffled – shows up looking to rent a room (I was wrong about the plot and comedy). A tour of the house reveals some weird roommate action, but Leigh proves that she’s down with the crazy by admitting that she’s been kicked out of her last three apartments for too much squirting. It’s going to affect the security deposit, but Xander’s willing to give her a chance.

Anna Bell Peaks loves flowers, so when Small Hands stops by to give her some and tell her that he can’t stop thinking about how she squirted on his back while she was fucking his friend, she responds as any normal girl would – by dropping to her knees, getting his cock wet enough to slide into her, and riding him till she comes hard enough that the cleanup involves her licking up her own squirt. And then his.

Lily Lane wants a big hard cock, and the first part of the scene is a jerkoff-instruction POV thing. She says you don’t deserve her pussy – any of her holes, in fact – but Mr. Pete arrives just when she’s at her most annoyingly cock-teasy to pump her full of dick, empty her of girl-cum, and pound out a load on her face.

Kimberly Chi loves blowing bubbles, and Tommy Pistol naturally assumes – correctly – that she might also like blowing other things, and they retire to his house to experiment. Kimberly likes sucking cock, and he rewards her attention by fucking her till she sprays lady jizz all over him and his already wet cock.

Val Williams


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