A Family of Perverts: They’re All Freaks

A Family of Perverts Movie Details

Title: A Family of Perverts
Studio: Pretty Dirty
Director: Craven Moorehead
Stars: Kristen Scott, Abby lee Brazil, Briana Banks, Lea Lexis, Tommy Pistol, Xander Corvus, Small Hands
Overall Rating:

3 stars

Pretty Nasty has gone out of their way to live up to the name they chose in A Family of Perverts, in which you have to enjoy a shaved Tommy Pistol wearing a wig and fucking Briana Banks to really get your money’s worth. If you can do that, you’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din. Fortunately, Tommy appears in two other scenes as well, and the fourth features Xander Corvus and Small Hands at their comedic best, which is usually a thing you look for in Tommy Pistol. Still, if you need your step-fix, here you go.


In Love with Daddy Part 1 Kristen Scott just graduated to high school, but leaving the state to go to college is going to be a real hardship, given how much she loves her stepdad Tommy Pistol. She even masturbates thinking about him, and when the tension gets too much and she has to make a decision, she decides to stay home with Daddy. Daddy tries to resist, but in the end, he really wants to fuck his daughter, and she won’t take no for an answer.


A Family of Perverts Tommy Pistol and Briana Banks welcome exchange student Abby Lee Brazil, closing in from both sides as the alleged Brazilian flails desperately between them; convincing her that their totally inappropriate sexual assault is a charming American tradition, they get a threesome going. I have to say that although i love Tommy Pistol, and Abby is cute and Briana has crazy fake tits, this is the least appetizing scene I’ve watched in years. Tommy is completely shaved but wearing a bizarre wig, Briana’s sex noises sound like a horse with a sinus condition, and Abby is trying to fake a Brazilian accent – the whole thing is just weird.


The DP Brothers Small Hands and Xander Corvus are a pair of feckless party boys, and their dad has had enough. Dad wants them to produce a couple of resumes and get to carrying their own weight around the place, but he forgets to be specific, so the job they choose is fucking his new mail-order bride Lea Lexis. When she comes to try to smooth over troubled waters with the boys, they convince her that American tradition requires that she have sex with both of them, and the tradition includes a rousing DP. With Xander in her pussy and Small hands in her asshole, Lea can’t help but come to love America.


In Love With Daddy Part 2 Kristen still hasn’t made up her mind what school to go to, but she wants Tommy to come with her, and he can’t resist the lure of that tight young pussy, so he agrees to move away with her. All of a sudden, though, Daddy’s a lot more demanding, and Kristen discovers that her daddy isn’t quite who she thought he was. Daddy is, in fact, kind of a dominating bastard, and he wants her to know that running away means she has to do everything just the way he likes it. Spanking, spitting, slapping – it’s all good, because she’s a submissive little slut, and she loves everything daddy gives her.

P. Weasels

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