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The Most Satisfying Porn Parodies to Watch

Sometimes, when watching a tv show or a movie that is genuinely interesting or amusing, the mind likes to drift into uncharted territories. Sometimes what that great tv show or movie is missing is some sexual action. Luckily for us, ever since the rules of the internet were invented ? specifically Rule 34 (“If it exists ? there is a porn of it, no exceptions”) and 35 (“If no porn is found of it, it will be made”) ? the world of porn has expanded infinitely. 

Ronda ArouseMe by Burning Angel

‘Ronda ArouseMe’

Studio: Burning Angel

Here?s the thing: as a martial arts practitioner, I will not get into the technical aspects of this film, as it was clear that Kleio Valentien practiced armbars for a total of 30mins before Joanna Angel started filming. That?s not what matters here. It doesn?t even matter that Ronda Rousey is one of my all time favorite UFC fighters, in the company of Anderson Silva, Forrest Griffin and Frankie Edgar. What is important is that the fucking in this film is wildly satisfying. Kleio gives us everything she has (bodily and otherwise) and then some. It can?t be described as anything less than utterly amazing. Her right leg shivers uncontrollably around 14:55 mins. in the first scene while her body glistens with sweat, and the rest of the film just gets unimaginably better from there. So until we get a sex video leak from the Roudy one herself, everyone should take an entire two minutes to thank Joanna Angel for blessing us with this amazing gift. 

Buy: Ronda ArouseMe

#Pornstar Fantasy #3 by Digital Playground

#Pornstar Fantasy #3

Studio: Digital Playground

Remember watching “Back to the Future” and how amazing that experience was, how you even went back to the movie theater to watch it a second and perhaps even a third time? Remember the special showing of last year on October 21, 2015? Well in case you missed it, Digital Playground has also made a porn parody of Back to the Future that you can watch even more times over that the original film. Doc gets some, Marty gets some, Biff gets some, and everyone gets some – it’s just like the Christmas episode of Oprah. The best part, really, though, is seeing Eva Lovia beat the shit out of the guy at the counter and then fuck the living lights out of the customer in the out of order booth trying to test out a flesh light. Plus you can?t go wrong with a cast that features Alyssa Divine, Eva Lovia, Ella Hughes, Cathy Heaven, Jasmine James and many more. 

Buy: #Pornstar Fantasy #3

Friends - A XXX Parody by New Sensations

Friends – A XXX Parody

Studio: New Sensations

I will be 100% transparent here: this isn?t the best porn parody out there, but it certainly is a satisfying one. I sat through 10 seasons of this show waiting for Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe to maybe even allude to a threesome together and all I ever got was an off screen (who knows if it even happened) kiss between Monica and Rachel, and a cute quick kiss that lacked any and all sensuality between Rachel and Phoebe. This parody however makes up for those wasted years watching Friends, tirelessly waiting for Ross and Rachel to finally live happily ever after. Skip through most of the repetitive sex and watch the set up because it?s actually filmed really well (the makers of the film were clearly die hard fans) and the anticipation builds with each scene. The final scene is what we were all waiting for. Rachel, Monica and Phoebe hook up with the naked guy they keep watching across the street from their window. While the girl who plays Rachel is seemingly the only one having an extra good time (that girl was flushed) we, the audience, are the real winners here. 

Buy: Friends – A XXX Parody

Catwoman (Anastasia Pierce) by Anastasia Pierce

Catwoman (Anastasia Pierce)

Studio: Anastasia Pierce

The female characters developed in the Batman universe are all equally diverse and well written. So much so, that whenever Catwoman makes an appearance on film, boners everywhere strike viciously. Michelle Pfeiffer is indisputably the kinkiest Catwoman ever, and while at the time, everyone knew Halle Berry was a heavy contender for the role, the movie itself didn?t have much substance. Recently, we were all blessed with Anne Hathaway?s glorious bosom on the big screen, yet all this is still not enough to quench the public thirst for dirty Catwomen!  Anastasia Pierce gives us all exactly what we want with this super satisfying Catwoman feature. She makes good use of that trademark whip and we even get a crossover into the Marvel universe with a Black Cat surprise. 

Buy: Catwoman (Anastasia Pierce)

Batman V Superman XXX - An Axel Braun Parody by Wicked

Batman V Superman XXX – An Axel Braun Parody

Studio: Wicked

If you haven?t watched this Porn Parody yet, then seriously, what are you even doing with your life right now? The costumes, the lighting, and the special effects in this movie are seriously all on point, and probably better than anything you could ever watch on TV. Let?s take a moment to appreciate the costumes. Someone even took the time to distress Batman?s utility belt.  The setup before each sex scene is minimal, but it?s really all we need to believe this could actually be a real super hero movie. Our dreams come true when Harley Quinn and Batman fuck viciously in a creepy dark warehouse, and again when Catwoman and Harley have a threesome with the Joker. I will point out once more, that we get to see Harley Quinn have sex twice in this film, and that experience is quite valuable. 

Buy: Batman V Superman XXX – An Axel Braun Parody

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