Absolutely Super: The 30 Best Superhero Parodies of All Time
We’ll admit right off the top that this list is top-heavy with Axel Braun movies, but what are you going to do? The man knows his stuff, and he’s doing for superhero porn what Marvel is doing for the real-world equivalent. Still, there were enough other entries that it wasn’t quite right to call this the Top 30 Axel Braun Superhero Parody List. With special effects getting easy enough to do on a low budget that even porn can use them the superhero genre has taken on new life, and what was once the province of basement-dwelling troglodytes has burst forth in full flower in the best of ways: explicit fucking. How many of us comic book geeks from way back have fantasized about Superman and Wonder Woman, or What the Incredible Hulk’s cock looks like, or the ramifications of a Fantastic Foursome. And Deadpool! Deadpool is
this close to being porn already! Seriously, the possibilities are endless, and we live in golden times. With Hollywood cranking out great mainstream superhero movies, there doesn’t seem to be any end to the oncoming tide, and we can hope for many more great parodies to come. For now, here are the ones we think are the best so far.
Batman XXX
Studio: Wicked
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a superhero parody that so perfectly captures the spirit of its source material – the music, the goofiness, the dialogue and acting – and it makes for a great time. Even the speeded-up Batmobile and the film editing are dead on, and the performances by Dale DaBone as a dour Batman, Evan Stone as the spastic Riddler and the irrepressible Randy Spears as the Joker bring back the pre-Dark Knight sixties iteration of the Caped Crusader perfectly. Add in Alexis Texas, Andy San Dimas, Kimberly Kane, Lexi Belle, Syren Sexton and Tori Black, and you’ve got yourself a winner.
Buy: Batman XXX
Batgirl XXX – An Extreme Comixxx Parody
Studio: Exquisite Multimedia
Extreme Comixxx has a slightly different take on the parody than Axel Braun does – a little more whimsical. a little friskier. Braun’s efforts vary depending on who’s funding him, but Exquisite’s are more consistent. This one owes a little more to the sixties than the oughts, and has a sterling performance by Sunny Lane as Batgirl, backed up by Lizzy Borden, Amber Rayne, Phoenix Marie, Aiden Starr and Aurora Snow, with a solid cast of porn studs to provide the meat. Oh, and a cameo from Ron Jeremy. There’s no iconic Batgirl from pop culture for us to measure her against, so I say we use Sunny as the standard from now on.
Wonder Woman XXX
Studio: Vivid
You’d think there would be more Wonder Woman porn; as the single most recognizable female superhero ever, she’s ripe for the attention. Imagine the BDSM potential of the lasso of truth, or the voyeuristic opportunities inherent in an invisible plane. Still, it’s probably best that she hasn’t been watered down, and that this Axel Braun piece is, if not unique, at least a rarity. Stars the incomparable Kimberly Kane as Wonder Woman, and also has both Claire Robbins and Ash Hollywood – for those three, I’d watch a porn version of the phone book, whatever that means. Finishes up with Wonder Woman banging Superman, which is just as it should be.
Buy: Wonder Woman XXX
Man of Steel XXX
Studio: Vivid
The impossibly super Ryan Driller takes on the gritty 21st century mantle of the Man of Steel, leaving behind previous iterations in favor of a darker, more suited-to-hardcore persona. Supes goes up against various DC villains and mentions plenty more, and Driller chews on the scenery in a story of the Big Blue Boy Scout’s crisis of conscience. Also, lots of fucking, with Skin Diamond, Kendall Karson, and Sasha Knox rounding out the cast.
Buy: Man of Steel XXX
Captain America XXX
Studio: Vivid
While it lacks the charm of some of Axel Braun’s other productions, this effort does feature a steaming pile of minor Marvel characters, including Crossbones, Sin, Batroc, Diamondback, Falcon, Quicksilver and Hellcat. It’s definitely more of an excuse for sexy cosplay than anything with a plot that needs to be considered, but if your taste runs to minor villains bumping uglies, this is your jam. Stars Claire Robbins, Kleio Valentien, Jessica Ryan and Phoenix Marie.
Buy: Captain America XXX
Batgirl Rises
Studio: Anastasia Pierce
Anastasia Pierce appears to be making a career out of cosplaying various hot female superheroes, a gimmick which ought to keep her in business for along time. In this case, she brings to her Batgirl impersonation a slinkiness that, while it’s maybe more suited to Catwoman, is certainly not unpleasant.
Buy: Batgirl Rises
Avengers XXX #2 – An Axel Braun Parody
Studio: Vivid
Another Axel Braun joint, this one is one more in the string of not-silly superhero parodies that pace the mainstream trend. Captain America, Nick Fury, Hawkeye, Venom and the Winter Soldier appear, with Spider-Man joining the team (porn leads the way again!), and Mockingbird, Wasp, Ms. Marvel, Viper and the Red Guardian played by Jayden James, Zoe Voss, Rikki Six, Juelz Ventura and Eva Karera respectively.
Batman V Superman XXX
Studio: Wicked
More Axel Braun (get used to it), this time with a matchup that has only recently reached the big screen in the mainstream, but which has been explored over and over in pretty much every other medium. Everybody wants to see Batman kick the shit out of Superman, all the time. For my money, porn hasn’t even begun to fully explore the potential inherent in Superman as a porn character – imagine a movie just focusing n the difficulties of having sex with Earth women – but if you liked Ryan Driller as Superman before, you’ll like him again. Stars Kleio Valentien as Harley Quinn, Catwoman, Britney Amber as Maxima, Aiden Ashley as Catwoman, Carter Cruise as Supergirl, and Allison Tyler as a bodacious Wonder Woman, this one is a little darker than most and holds some interesting surprises, taking us places the mainstream won’t. Matchups include Batman and Harley Quinn, Lex Luthor and Supergirl, and both Batman and Superman taking on Wonder Woman.
Captain America XXX – An Extreme Comixxx Parody
Studio: Exquisite Multimedia
Exquisite takes on Captain America’s return to the world stage after seventy years in ice, and it’s fun, if less erious than the Wicked take. Evan Stone is hard to take seriously in any role, but as a comic book character, he’s definitely in his element; he takes on a couple of nurses and Tara Lynn Foxxx as Agent Carter, while Nick Fury, David Banner and the Red Skull take on Jacky Joy, Jennifer White, India Summer, and Julez Ventura.
The Dark Knight XXX
Studio: Vivid
The Dark Kight XXX was the first of Axel Braun’s Batman parodies, and like its mainstream counterparts, it’s not your father’s Batman. It’s gritty and grim, and starts off with the Joker essentially raping Batgirl while her father watches, then shooting her. Not light fare. Still, even if it’s kind of dark, it represents a new generation of people putting in some effort, and the sincerity shows. The usual cast of Batfamily stars, plus Poison Ivy, Zatanna, Kathy Kane, Catwoman, and even a surprise appearance by John Constantine, who is a natural for porn. Stars Penny pax, Dani Jensen, Aiden Ashley, Christy Mack and Andy San Dimas.
Buy: The Dark Knight XXX
Pornstar Superheroes
Studio: Elegant Angel
From the dark recesses of Gotham, we step into something a little different. Don’t be foooled by the Blade Runner crawl at the beginning – this one, an unusually plot-heavy effort from Elegant Angel, isn’t about any of your standard superheroes in particular, so I don’t know if it’s really a parody; instead, it’s an original (ish) take on the genre itself, with a set of Nazi-experiment superheroes called the Metahumans using telekinesis, energy channeling, and other powers to get laid. I mean, that’s what it amounts to. Stars Kristina Rose, Asa Akira, Sadie West and Tori Black.
Buy: Pornstar Superheroes
Spider-Man XXX – A Porn Parody
Studio: Vivid
Starring the immensely likeable Xander Corvus as the Webbed Wonder, this one is a little more lighthearted than a lot of Axel’s efforts, but then Spider-Man is a goofier superhero than a lot of them. Also starring Ash Hollywood, Capri Anderson, Sarah Shevon, Brooklyn Lee and Tara Lynn Foxx, it’s a little hurried, but it also doesn’t waste time with an origin story, and dopes p[rovide a fantastic take on the upside-down kiss in the rain scene. I’m sure you can imagine how.
Supergirl XXX
Studio: Exquisite Multimedia
The very last Kryptonian, Supergirl, is getting sent off after her kinsman when one last remnant of Krypton blows up, and these are her adventures. Alanah Rae stars as Superman’s protector, with Sunny Lane, Chastity Lynn, Andy San Dimas, India Summer, Jenna Presley, Nina Hartley, Brandy Aniston, Kayme Kai, Caroline Reese and Lizzy Borden as backup stars. A little cheesy, a little cartoony, Supergirl XXX is a fun ride. Highlights include Supergirl’s sorority initiation.
Buy: Supergirl XXX
Superman Vs Spiderman XXX – An Axel Braun Parody
Studio: Vivid
Everybody wants to see Batman kick the shit out of Superman, but Superman vs. Spider-man isn’t really a marquee matchup. Aside from the fact that they’re owned by different media giants – for now, at least – and thus are difficult to situate in the same universe, let alone town, it’s just not that much of a fight. Still, porn takes us to some strange places, and it’s always nice to see something new. Xander Corvus and Ryan Driller reprise their roles, accompanied by Andy San Dimas, Alexis Texas, Kagney Linn Karter, Capri Anderson, Jazy Berlin, Lily LaBeau and Jenna Presley.
Superman XXX – A Porn Parody
Studio: Vivid
Avoiding the uncomfortable and probably impossible-to-depict-in porn teenage years in which Superman discovers his X-ray vision and nightly blows holes in the ceiling of his bedroom, Superman XXX takes us directly to the General Zod years, with Zoe Voss, Hef Pounder and Ben English starring as the evil trio. Ryan Driller is, of course, Superman, in the first of his (to date) four appearances in the role. Also stars Alexis Texas, Andy San Dimas, Kristina Rose, and Lexi Belle.
The Incredible Hulk XXX – A Porn Parody
Studio: Vivid
The Incredible Hulk is the only major superhero whose persona is just a pure manifestation of an uncontrolled id, so he’s a natural for porn; with sexual frustration as the trigger for the subconscious eruption, and with the legendarily overmuscled Lee Stone as the monster, this one must have practically written itself.
X-Men XXX
Studio: Vivid
It was just a matter of time until mutants got the porn parody treatment, courtesy of Axel Braun and Vivid Entertainment… and it was worth the wait! Wolverine, Rogue, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Storm, Colossus, Kitty Pryde and Polaris join forces with Professor X to defeat the villans led by Magneto, in yet another parody masterpiece bound to become an instant classic.
Buy: X-Men XXX
Avengers vs X-Men
Studio: Vivid
It’s the most anticipated superhero clash of the century – and it’s a porn parody! Legendary director Axel Braun and adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment proudly bring to life every porn-loving comic book geek’s wet dream In the blockbuster Avengers vs X-Men XXX Parody, and it’s even more awesome than you imagined! So grab your lube bottle and watch your favorite superheroes square off in more ways than one in the movie Hollywood never dared to make!
Buy: Avengers vs X-Men
Avengers XXX – A Porn Parody
Studio: Vivid
After the extraordinary success of Spider-Man XXX, award-winning director Axel Braun and world leader Vivid Entertainment join forces once again for a new high-budget, sexy, superhero-themed spoof. Featuring the most complete Avengers line-up ever brought to the screen, and all the painstaking attention to detail that fans have come to expect from Braun’s work, The Avengers XXX is another delightfully entertaining labor of love that will please even the most hardcore comic book fans… in more ways than one. With Brooklyn Lee, Danni Cole, Jenna Presley, Lexi Swallows, Phoenix Marie and Chyna.
She-Hulk XXX – An Axel Braun Parody
Studio: Vivid
If ever there was a She-Hulk in porn, it’s Chyna, so it’s only right that the late, lamented wrestling star was the one to get done up in green makeup. Lee Stone doesn’t make it into this one, but Chyna – reprising her role from Avengers XXX – has two sex scenes, and she looks a lot like the comic-book She-Hulk. If you’re a fan of the She-Hulk, you’re kind of a weirdo, but you won’t be disappointed. Also features Gracie Glam, Alexis Ford, Jennifer Dark and Tara Lynn Foxx, none of whom are green.
Spider-Man XXX #2
Studio: Vivid
Vegas, baby! Everybody’s favorite wallcrawler joins forces with Power Woman to neutralize an AIM splinter cell in Sin City, when they cross paths with a new villain: Mysterio! Luckily, Arachne comes to the rescue… in more ways than one. Legendary director Axel Braun and adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment proudly present the sequel to the award-winning sexy spoof that redefined the porn parody genre. Get ready for the ultimate swing! Features Casey Calvert, Dani Daniels, Nicki Hunter, Sarah Shevon and Veruca James.
Buy: Spider-Man XXX #2
Thor XXX
Studio: Vivid
The mighty Thor, played by award-winning actor Brendon Miller, battles the Frost Giants and suffers minor wounds… only to be betrayed by his own half-brother Loki, who tricks him into hurtling his hammer Mjolnir to Midgard after assuming Thor’s identity to seduce Sif. What follows is a trip to Earth, a fever dream hospital stay, an encounter with The Temptress and The Executioner, and a series of epic battles and even more epic sex that only the legendary Axel Braun could conceive! Also stars Alyssa Branch, Julia Ann, Kimberly Kane, and Nicole Aniston.
Buy: Thor XXX
Wolverine XXX
Studio: Vivid
Wolverine is a mutant with an unbreakable skeleton, retractable adamantium claws and a healing ability that reverses nearly any wound. His past, however, is shrouded in mystery. Calling himself Logan, Wolverine has spent years trying to unravel the layers of his own history. Will Domino, a female mutant with luck abilities, help Wolverine stitch together the threads of his past? And what about the insidious Sabretooth. Can Wolverine help Domino find him? They track Wolverine’s more brutal counterpart, but must face Lady Deathstrike and Deadpool along the way. The trio prove too much for Wolverine and Domino; it’ll take Phoenix and Rogue to save them! All knives are out as Axel Braun presents his new superhero epic, Wolverine! Starring Aiden Ashley, Allie Haze, Andy San Dimas, Asa Akira, maya Hills and Charmaine Star.
Buy: Wolverine XXX
Gnardians of the Galaxy and Other Porn Parodies
Studio: Wood Rocket
Finally, the most epic superhero porn parody of all time has cum! When Star Load, Gamwhora, Crax, Rocket Raccooch, and Groin find themselves in a tight spot, this horny group of rag-tag superheroes team up to protect the universe from evil-doers, Bonin and busty Nipula, and their lust for the power of the Infinity Bone. It’s raunchy space sex at its super sexiest! WoodRocket presents Gnardians of the Galaxy plus 3 more popular porn parodies – Donald Tramp, The Humper Games, and XXX-Men – Cycocks Makes Emma Fist Super Wet. Your genitals will jiggle as you giggle when you watch the the silliest and sluttiest porn of all time! Starring April O’Neil, Sophia Locke, Sophie Dee, Trinity St. Clair, Veronica Vice, and the delicious Daisy Ducati.
Iron Man XXX
Studio: Vivid
From legendary director Axel Braun and adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment comes an action-packed sexy spoof on the tale of billionaire philanthropist Tony Stark (Dale DaBone) and his superhero alter-ego. When Stark is kidnapped and forced to build a deadly weapon, he instead uses his intelligence to fabricate an indestructible armor and escape his captors. Once free, he must fight the evil Mandarin, save the world, and get laid. Not necessarily in that order. Featuring Brooklyn Lee, Dana DeArmond, Jazy Berlin, Lexi Belle, Shazia Sahari, and the slinky Skin Diamond.
Buy: Iron Man XXX
The XXX Adventures Of Hawkman And Hawkgirl… An Extreme Comixxx Parody
Studio: Exquisite Multimedia
Their love is eternal – their power unparalleled. Through reincarnation Hawkman (Ryan Driller) and Hawkgirl (Allie Haze) continue to find each other over the course of thousands of years. In ancient Egypt, Prince Khufu fell in love with the beautiful Princess Chayara, making her his bride. Their passion was legendary until the Gentleman Ghost (Alec Knight) cut the princess’ life short. Overcome with grief at the site of her body, Prince Khufu took his own life. Rather than finding peace in the afterlife, the lovers return to this world searching for each other. Now as the superheroes Hawkman and Hawkgirl, they use Nth metal and powerful wings to defy gravity and protect humanity, while battling their sworn enemy, the Gentleman Ghost, and his sexy accomplice, Black Canary (Tasha Reign).
Buy: The XXX Adventures Of Hawkman And Hawkgirl… An Extreme Comixxx Parody
Wonder Woman XXX – A Hardcore Parody
Studio: Triple X Parody
The Iraqi government has once again penetrated U.S. soil and has sent their top spy to infiltrate America’s most lucrative business, the Porn Industry. Through the help of a sultry US informant, the Iraqi spy has gained access to California’s biggest porn production sets in order to steal their secrets and bring them back home. There is only one woman who can stop the Iraqi insurgence. There is only one woman who can make a man crumple to his knees and beg for mercy: Wonder Woman. Starring Carolyn Reese, Diamond Foxxx, Gracie Glam and Tori Black.
Porn Heros #4
Studio: Cumlouder
Ok, no kidding, this is ridiculous. It’s goofy fun, with shoddy costumes, terrible special effects, nonexistent plots and no acting talent. It’s jsut a bunch of European porn stars having fun, dressed up as Robocop, Green Lantern, Captain America, and – believe it or not – Asterix the Gaul. Other volumes of th series, all equally silly, include appearances by Wolverine, Hulk, Iron Man, Thor, Robin Hood, Mr. Incredible, The Punisher, Nick Fury, Batman and Catwoman, some guys from Frank Miller’s 300, Beast, and Cyclops. Starring pretty much nobody you’ve ever heard of – Susy Gala and Noem jolie, who you might know if you went to high school with them.
Buy: Porn Heros #4
XXX Superhero Sex-O-Rama
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Alpha Blue Archives offers up a (legendarily terrible) super powered double feature filled with more action and excitement than any comic book. Souperman (1976, 68m) may not be able to fly, but he?s got 9 inches of bullet proof flesh inside his super shorts! Marc Stevens is hilarious in this Fred J. Lincoln film. Super Lady (1975, 55m) shows that women can be indestructible fucking machines too, even when taking thick black cocks all the way up their air tight ass pipes! This is how they did it in the days before special effects, budgets, or credibility. Souperman stars Gloria Leonard, Susan McBain, Judith Florez, and Eric Edwards; Super Lady stars Jenny Baxter and Jeanette Sinclair.
Wonder Woman Sexed-Up!
Studio: Anastasia Pierce
One last effort from the lesbian cosplay archives over at what I can only assume from the decor is Anastasia Pierce’s apartment; this one features Wonder Woman both dominating and being dominated by Power Girl, the Collector, and what looks like it must be a lady version of Sinestro. Starring Angela Summers, Kendra James, and Anastasia herself in costumes you love to see come off.
