MILFs, Old Men, and Young Whores: What More Can You Ask?

MILFs, Old Men, and Young Whores is the rare Joanna Angel title that’s not funny, not even a little, but I can’t grudge it anything, even so; I love her for her mind, but I’m totally willing to objectify her too, if that’s the game. This time out, it is – we’re just in it for the fucking. Not just any fucking, either- it’s rough and raw, each scene featuring a dirty old man, a dirty old woman, and a ripe young girl who loves abuse. Joanna herself is the MILF in the first scene; accompanied by Steve Holmes, who is cackling over what a slut she was at the opera, Joanna treats Amelia Dire like the dirty little fucktoy she obviously wants to be, deploying a crop to good effect and using the girl for foot worship, pussy-eating, deep-throat cocksucking and as an ancillary set of fuckholes whenever Steve isn’t in Joanna’s pussy or ass. It’s a six-hole night for Steve, who also puts a cigarette out on Amelia’s tongue. Amelia’s okay with that if you are.

There’s not even a pretense of plot in the second scene, in which Nina Elle and Mark Wood double-team Anna De Ville, who is a little less tatted and pierced than the usual Angel. This could more or less be any rough sex scene, so if you like your hardcore extra hard, settle in. There’s a lot of spitting and verbal abuse, so beware, if that’s not your thing. Ballgags, glass dildos, a leash, and a Wartenburg wheel are employed, but none of it seems new to Anna, who has clearly been around the block a few times.

The third scene is a little bit of a poser for me – I’m not so much a Brandy Aniston man, her being too artificial and porny for me – I know, I know, I didn’t say anything about Nina Elle, who is the exact same way except blonde; sue me – but I do like Jessica Creepshow, who gets abused a lot more here than I’ve seen her get abused before this. So I concentrated on the Jessica, who can take a lot of punishment. Brandy gets fucked just as much as Jessica does, but the younger girl is always right in the middle of it, eating Brandy out while Tommy Pistol is fucking her or having Tommy’s cock shoved down her throat.

Dana Vespoli is about as sexy a MILF as one can find, and she fits right in with the Burning Angel crew. Tommy’s back in this one, and he and Dana play a blindfold game with
Kandy Kummings, bouncing her between them and slapping her around until it’s time to start fucking. She can take a cock deep in her throat, and she does, over and over, but where she really shines is when’s he’s serving as furniture for Tommy and Dana to fuck on. She does get her pussy fucked pretty thoroughly, but mostly she serves as a toy to pleasure her seniors while they’re getting it on with each other. I hope we’ll see more of her soon, though – I’m looking forward to seeing her in a starring role.

 P. Weasels