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Top Explosive Cumshots for Freedom!

“And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave PROOF through the night that our flag was still there,” goes that old Katy Perry song about America, and what proves love more than a money shot? Here are five for your viewing pleasure.

Facials by New Sensations

#5. Facials

Studio: New Sensations

“Just don’t come on my face,” said someone I just broke up with. Now listen: perhaps these couple-dozen women (including the Polish firecracker Natalia Starr) in this quite excellent movie might not love the facial cumshot so necessary to the continued survival of porn, but if I’m going to watch “The Notebook” with you, at least catch one in the face now and then. I love you.

Buy: Facials

Jonni Darkko's Sperm Diet by Evil Angel

#4. Jonni Darkko’s Sperm Diet

Studio: Evil Angel

We’re friends, right? I’ll share this with you. Once I pulled out early in order to demonstrate to a reluctant girlfriend the simply beauties of a Porn Valley facial popshot, but my schlong babadababadabapped like a doorstopper upon exiting her and flung my own generative fluid straight into my own mouth. It tasted horrible and I spat it out. Once again, I have nothing but respect for porn ladies, a half-dozen of whom gobble loads in this delightful movie.

Buy: Jonni Darkko’s Sperm Diet

Facialized 2 by Hard X

#3. Facialized 2

Studio: Hard X

Director Mason, who happens to be a lady, is one of our favorite porn directors. No, this movie is not a 4-hour popshotathon, but Mason always gets greater performances out of great performers, including the wonderful and sassy Mia Malkova. If you and your partner want to try a little cum on the face action this weekend, watch this movie to see it done exultantly.

Buy: Facialized 2

Jonni Darkko's Pop Shots 101 by Evil Angel

#2. Jonni Darkko’s Pop Shots 101

Studio: Evil Angel

Darkko again with more than 80 ? hold on a second, let’s put that in italics ? more than 80 popshots in a stupefying HD loop. People of a certain age will remember VHS movies that did this sort of thing ? hours of popshots ? and the tape itself would become physically disgusting to behold. Not this movie. You can watch perfectly evolved pornstars taking perfectly-aimed loads to whatever part has been designated and then reflect on all the children who won’t be born to take your job.

Buy: Jonni Darkko’s Pop Shots 101

Peter North's Greatest Cumshots 3 by Leisure Time

#1. Peter North’s Greatest Cumshots 3

Studio: Leisure Time

Peter North is the undisputed king of the popshot in an industry where the deposit of prostatic fluid is, let’s face it, the reason we’re all here. Yes we can fetishize not coming, but 99.999% of this site and this business (not for nothing known as the jizz biz) is about splooge, and Peter North in this art film gets rid of his on several dozen pretty surfaces.

Buy: Peter North’s Greatest Cumshots 3

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