Year In Review: 2014 Top Movies
Just like with the Academy Awards, sometimes the movies that sell the most in the porn world aren’t the ones that have the most “prestige.” But the ones that sell the most tell us where our collective heads are at. In this list of Gamelink’s 2014 bestsellers, our heads are clearly in the fucking gutter.
#10. Jules Jordans Ass Worship #15
Folks, there is all kinds of anal in this movie, featuring all the best possessors of asses. Maddy O’Reilly, Kagney Linn Karter, and the delicious Ashley Fires ass up the place, and Gamelink customers flocked to this title through the back door.
#9. Keep it in the Family
While “family parodies” (the industry term for faux-incest movies) were not new to 2014 (they’ve been around since the 1970s and Kirdy Stevens’ “Taboo” series), they certainly caught fire this year. Why? Who knows. Maybe it was because more adult children got to stay on their parents’ healthcare plans under Obamacare. It’s just a theory (a stupid theory.)
#8. Jay Sin’s Strap-On Anal Lesbians #2
You’ve got the lesbians, the anal, and the strap-ons. There’s three high-traffic niches for you right there. If only there were some Zulus, amputees, or transsexuals! Regardless, mr. Sin’s heartwarming movie did very well this year, and now we know that lesbians also enjoy it in the ass.
#7. Freaky MILFs
And here’s to you, Veronica Avluv: You look so mrs. Robinson tasty on the cover of this movie that we could build a bridge over troubled water with our erections. Wait ? that song wasn’t in “The Graduate”? Damn. In any case, these milves have it going on to the degree that Jesus loves them more than they will know.
Buy: Freaky MILFs
#6. Executive Assistant
We sure like looking at Abbie Cat and Anna Polini, and we wish they would leave whatever castle or artist’s garret they are living in over in Europe and come stay with us, but Life Is Suffering. No one is better to heal that ache than Darc Dorcel, whose stable of Eurocuties headlined this top-seller of 2014.
Buy: Executive Assistant
#5. Jay Sins Anal Buffet #9
When an ass is presented to you like it is the beginning of the salad line at the buffet, then you know you’ve got an anal movie you can’t back out of.
#4. Prison
The cover alone would make us buy this film, and so many of you did. Then you found out about the intricate workings of European prisons, in which women are driven into the arms of other women if they are not being fucked by the guards. It’s a tough life over there.
Buy: Prison
#3. Jules Jordans Lex the Impaler #8
Lexington Steele, like many of his porn generation that has survived since the 1990s, has a diverse portfolio and owns pieces of movies for Mercenary, Jules Jordan, and Evil Angel. But that’s boring. We’re more interested in the pieces he owns of Jada Stevens, Phoenix Marie, and Kagney Linn Karter.
#2. Tanya Hyde’s Dirt Chamber
We are proud of Tanya Hyde, who created the wide variety of elegant hardcore from which the 25 hours of this filthiest were squeezed. If you think all European porn is the same, watch your sensibilities get upended by Hyde and her fellow directors at Harmony like Gazzman and Scarlett Revell, where a keen sense of style is fucked in every possible hole by a commanding sense of DIRTY.
#1. Orgy Anthology
It doesn’t happen like this every year, but 40 percent of your porn consumption was served up hot and juicy by
foreigners in 2014. Capping a banner year for mArc Dorcel, his crew has put together a Texas-sized orgy compilation that is only reasonable: if you like people getting fucked, you’ll probably
love having a couple dozen of them on an extended play video.
Buy: Orgy Anthology
