Best Of List: Carpets Munching
“Lesbian porn” means different things to different people, and our lesbian porn bestsellers this year reflect that diversity: There’s porn for women who only dig women, porn for men and women by women who only fuck women on camera but who have boyfriends back home and, of course, porn for men featuring women who showed up for work that day and were told they’d be making less because it was Girls Only.
However that man in the boat gets floated, and whether one is watching “real” lesbians or Lesbians-‘Til-Payday, the Lesbian Porn fan knows that women know a few things about fucking other women.
#10. Mother-Daughter Exchange Club #31
You don’t see older men passing down sexual information to their sons nearly as much as mother-daughter lesbian tutelage. Double standard? You bet. But let’s not pull that string too hard or the very fabric of porn will unravel. These mother-daughter teams know that it’s only incest if there’s a penis involved.
#9. Secret Lesbian Diaries 2
These diaries are secret for a reason, you lesbians. But, like Edward Snowden with the NSA and North Korea with Sony Pictures, perhaps some good will come by knowing what these lesbians write in their journals.
#8. Women Seeking Women 102
This wildly popular series doesn’t recognize the traditional butch/femme dynamic but instead asks the question: Is it possible to be a wholesome porn star? (I’m not spoiling the ending when I tell you the answer is Yes.)
#7. Lesbian First Dates
Have you ever seen a porn movie called “Heterosexual First Dates”? No. Yet the lesbian genre is filled with charming little movies like this one in which we see flirting. In case you think we’ve gone all soft, it’s important to remember we like it way more when they take their clothes off.
Buy: Lesbian First Dates
#6. Please Make Me Lesbian! #11
Put aside the fact that you have seen everyone in this movie in lesbian films before (you can’t make someone something that they already are) and you are left with a delightful romp featuring the juicy Dani Daniels, the elegant India Summer, and the exquisite Syren De Mer and Zoey Holloway.
#5. Women Seeking Women #103
We know that boxcovers sell movies, and there is something about the frank look of Ryan Keely as she and Jelena Jensen touch breast to breast that sent me straight to their scene, a tale of intrigue and wine drinking from the real estate world!
#4. A Mother Daughter Thing 2
While Girlfriends Films dominates our list this year with 50 percent of the lesbian titles, Digital Sin’s “Tabu Tales” takes the scripted, mid-budget feature approach to the lesbian genre, bringing us a story of a mom remembering a Sapphic tryst from long ago when her (step)daughter (of course) comes out to her.
#3. Lesbian Family Affair
“Oh my God you have the tightest little girl pussy!” is not something you hear in hetero movies, but in this quietly outrageous Tanya Tate lesbo fest, in which the Liverpudlian superMILF frets about her daughter’s sleepwalking until giving in and fucking all of her offspring … well, I …
#2. Lesbian Babysitters #12
Just the idea thast Scarlet Red, Jodi Taylor, and Aca Dalush all live in the same neighborhood and have a babysitters’ club is enough to undergo the pain of childbirth, right, ladies?
#1. Jay Sin’s Lil’ Gaping Lesbians #7
They suck dildos like they’re lollipops and wear pigtails like they’re ? the horror! ? not legal age. They are petite and try to pass as virginal. Yet their gutteral caterwauling and vortex-inducing gapes shock and confuse us. Might it be that these gaping teen lesbians, straddling three of our most popular genres, only want to put on bulky bathrobes and watch “The Gilmore Girls” with you? Perhaps, but as long as they’re gaping when they do it.
