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Best Of List: Butts-a-Gaping

#10. Jay Sin’s Cream Dreams #3

Just the image of Layla Price and Kelsi Monroe on the cover is more than a fitting intro for this beloved genre. Big, cushiony butts and the willingness to use them, spread them, make entrances out of exits with them, smack them, whip them, fist them, and and soil them is what the successful anal star and director crave. As this movie also features the absolutely asstastic Amber Rayne, Dana DeArmond, and Ashley Fires, you might not even need to get to the nine other assy bestsellers on this list (but we think you should).

Buy: Jay Sin’s Cream Dreams #3

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#9. Rump Raiders 6

I guess it’s prejudiced of me to think that skinny girls (like Dakota Skye) don’t have asses, but it’s important to remember in this holiday season that everyone has an ass. Director Chris Streams here works for The Ass Factory: The All-Anal Company, and he is a great employee; he makes these asses look entrancing. Amirah Adara, Mandy Muse, and Madelyn Monroe may not possess miracle of science asses like Alexis Texas or the Virgin Mary, but they certainly know how to flex, twerk, and bounce them in pools of water.

Buy: Rump Raiders 6

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#8. The Baron’s Whores

This stylish gem from our friend Gazzman finds a jet-setting porn baron reflecting on a lifetime of decadence, bookended by a mother-daughter cock-loving team played by the crazy-making Valentina Nappi. There is plenty of anal in this Euro feature that also includes welcome appearances by Americans Dani Daniels and Ash Hollywood.

Buy: The Baron’s Whores

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#7. Cum Craving Cuckolds

You have to forgive us for thinking this was going to be one of the thousands of falsely-labeled cuckold movies where the “cuckold” was misidentified as the guy doing the wife-fucking. But this Europorn release is extraordinary not only for the sexy, cigarette-smoking wives but also for the fearless and eager participation of their husbands, who set up dates to watch black men fuck their women. To be fair, this is technically “hotwifing” or “wittoling” in that a cuckold is a husband who is NOT OK with what is happening. Instead, these white husbands are indeed cum-craving. This movie wins our award for truth in advertising.

Buy: Cum Craving Cuckolds

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#6. Monster Wet Anal Asses #3

While there is always going to be some overlap between this category and Big Wet Butts (to me, daubing moisture on a body part and creating a whole new category is like adding an S to someone else’s Scrabble word, but whatever), you have to give credit to this movie for spelling it out for you. Not only are there asses in this film, but those asses are anal ones. You ever see someone with a vaginal ass? Me neither, but I suppose there are some asses you are just supposed to look at and not perform anal sex to/on/up.

Buy: Monster Wet Anal Asses #3

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#5. Fucked And Disorderly

This stylish and sexy account of pornstars on the loose in divey London clubs features the bombshell Tiffany Doll and the near-translucent Samantha Bentley. Another in a satisfying series of glamorous hardcore from Harmony Films, directed by Strangelove.

Buy: Fucked And Disorderly

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#4. Analized

Few compare with Mason in the art of the Tease Sequence, and these four scenes (with Gabriella Paltrova, Casey Calvert, Skin Diamond, and the verrrry dirrrty Adriana Chechik) just get better from there. Compare and contrast a European and American tease sequence if you have a few moments, and you will see that ours are often quite intimate, despite the anal brutality that is about to ensue.

Buy: Analized

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#3. Slut Puppies 9

Whether it’s Number 500 on our list or Number One, the crazy thing about teen porn is that viewers have a sense that what they’re watching wasn’t in anyone’s mind just a short time ago. Watch Carter Cruise’s Big White Gangbang in this Jules Jordan epic and you see a woman whose body is experiencing things wholly (and hole-ly) different from JV Field Hockey.

Buy: Slut Puppies 9

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#2. Skin Deep

You’d better watch out for the “Skin Deep,” a celebration of the Pride of Wales and Geek Girl Extreme, Ms. Skin Diamond. Skin Diamond was an immediate sensation arrived on the scene a few years ago and, no matter how dirty she gets in outings for companies like Kink.com and Evil Angel, she still maintains an air of Continental class. How does she do it? It must be the haircut.

Buy: Skin Deep

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#1. Jay Sin’s Lil’ Gaping Lesbians #7

They suck dildos like they’re lollipops and wear pigtails like they’re ? the horror! ? not legal age. They are petite and try to pass as virginal. Yet their gutteral caterwauling and vortex-inducing gapes shock and confuse us. Might it be that these gaping teen lesbians, straddling three of our most popular genres, only want to put on bulky bathrobes and watch “The Gilmore Girls” with you? Perhaps, but as long as they’re gaping when they do it.

Buy: Jay Sin’s Lil’ Gaping Lesbians #7

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