Best Of List: Giggling Teens
While the years one spends getting a Dental Hygienist certificate are important, there are no more significant years in Porn than 18 and 19. What is it about fucking someone who, maybe even days before, was 17? Whether the appeal lies in how wide-eyed, tiny, vulnerable, unaugmented, gravity-defying, or eager they are, or in how they still need your signature to rent a car at the airport, these teens can do most of what milves can do, but use less space doing it.
#10. She’s So Small #2
Ariana Marie frankly graces the cover of this series of erotic vignettes featuring petite women and the older men who look huge by comparison. A fitting beginning to our list, “She’s So Small 2” features some women who are teens and some who are just so small that they look like them.
Buy: She’s So Small #2
#9. Teen-aholics 3
Director Joey Silvera is good at getting his creep on. Teens like the white-hot Keisha Grey, even though this is not her first rodeo, are put through the porny pageantry of lingerie, heels, and sodomy in a way that makes you think: “Didn’t she sit behind me in Chemistry?”
Buy: Teen-aholics 3
#8. Young Russian Backdoor Lovers
Matter-of-fact teens who have seen a lot in their 18-to-19 years casually take Caucasian dick up the old moose and squirrel.
#7. Cheer Squad Sleepovers #8
Maybe all these women aren’t actually “teens,” but they sure look the part, what with their cheerleading and sleepovers. Just so you know, today’s teens do not refer to sleeping over someone’s house as a sleepover, so you know that this movie was designed with YOU in mind, with these women doing all the things you’d expect them to do, and not texting and drinking, which is what they actually would do if given the opportunity.
#6. My Stepbrother Popped My Cherry
Lethal Hardcore has always been one of our favorite sources for In Your Face titles and cover copy (“Big brothers bust their stepsisters’ hymens”) and this one lives up to that noble tradition. To watch skinny, ribby, navel-bejeweled, tramp-stamped women say things like “I’ve never popped my cherry” and “Oh shit you’re gonna break that pussy in” is to think everything you know is a lie, but What the Hell, right? Bonus: Hannah Hartman looks like a younger Dana DeArmond on the cover.
#5. The Young Stuff
With so many more movies being purchased (legally!) on VOD rather than DVD these days, I fear for the boxcover artist. Because, really, doesn’t this cover say it all about what you’ll be seeing? Tracey Sweet is one of a dozen teens in this bestseller who know exactly what they’re doing despite their tender years and who are very serious about showing you.
Buy: The Young Stuff
#4. Super Cute 2
Director Mason is one of our favorites because she always delivers the goods. The talent feels comfortable with her, and she provides them an opportunity to really let loose. Of course Mason is also a huge pervert, so that helps all of us, too. “Super Cute 2” stars the adorable and licentious Mia Malkova who, along with Keisha Grey, Aidra Fox, and Carmen Caliente, are a quartet who together could make up one sexy GILF.
Buy: Super Cute 2
#3. Make ‘Em Sweat
“How they danced in the courtyard; sweet summer sweat” observed the Eagles before any of these young women were born. Yet did the Eagles have any songs about sodomizing teens? (Considering how successful “Hotel California” was, I bet ALL the songs were about sodomizing teens.) What we’re saying is that hot young things working up an honest sweat whilst exercising make it awfully difficult to curb your Hot Young Thing lust. Ryan Madison doesn’t curb his, and he is a lucky bastard.
Buy: Make ‘Em Sweat
#2. To The Core
We’re happy to see Bonnie Rotten’s directorial efforts go so well this year, and “To The Core” is a nice outlier in our Teens Bestseller list: Slightly Older Women Dominating Trembling Younger Ones. The evil Bonnie Rotten, Skin Diamond, and Aiden Starr work their malice on quivering Alina Li, Alison Faye, Ashlyn Molloy, and Zoey Nixon until the three young’uns are piles of trembling, porn-scented goop. (But, you know, consensual.)
Buy: To The Core
#1. Jules Jordan’s Slut Puppies #9
Whether it’s Number 500 on our list or Number One, the crazy thing about teen porn is that viewers have a sense that what they’re watching wasn’t in anyone’s mind just a short time ago. Watch Carter Cruise’s Big White Gangbang in this Jules Jordan epic and you see a woman whose body is experiencing things wholly (and hole-ly) different from JV Field Hockey.
