Best Of: Lesbian Porn
Who doesn’t love lesbian porn?! Can we get three cheers for some scissor action, two muffs bumping together in the night? (I couldn’t be more stereotypical right now!) Or how about lesbian pillow fighting, or NAKED lesbian pillow fighting! There it is – every man’s dream, right? Well, grab your dick and check out our top ten list. Of course porn customers are freaks (more stereotypes!) so we could have some weird stuff in our list. Or not; I am not sure how weird lesbian porn can get – the weirdest could be a strap on, which in actuality isn’t weird at all because every girl loves herself some big dick, right? (I am KILLING it with the stereotypes!)
As you might be able to tell.. I am having an extremely busy fun day at work. Normally I don’t choose to ramble on in this area, but, today I did, so consider yourself lucky. And really, from the bottom of my heart, I hope all our readers are lucky, and you can take that any way you want.
Read below for our top-ten-obsessed staff writer’s take on the top ten lesbian porn movies.
Jay Sin’s Anal Lesbian Sweethearts
Studio: Evil Angel
There are movies with real lesbians doing what real lesbians do, and there are movies like Anal Lesbian Sweethearts. Porn is about fantasy, after all, and Jay Sin’s fantasies are wet, sloppy, and as dirty as they come. At more than four hours of nonstop all-girl action, you don’t find a lot of movies that give bigger or better bang for your buck, either. Amber Rayne, Charlotte Vale and Madison Scott top a stellar cast that also includes Andi Heart, Kacey Jordan and Tricia Oaks, and all of them take fingers, tongues and huge toys in pretty much every hole. Extreme ass-play isn’t just for girls who like cock; now that’s a fantasy!
Superfreak
Studio: Pink and White Productions
Who says hardcore lesbians can’t be goofy? This fanciful fantasy, starring kinky underground legends Jiz Lee, Dana DeArmond, Princess Donna, Madison Young and Lorelei Lee, wonders what would happen if the ghost of the Superfreak himself, Rick James, could wander around taking over the bodies of horny lesbians in San Francisco’s dyke party scene. Packed with goofy laughs and real chemistry, Superfreak brings all the heat you would expect from Shine Louise Houston, the director of the Crash Pad series, and more.
Buy: Superfreak
Mother Daughter Exchange Club 2
Studio: Girlfriend Films
You may not recognize a lot of names in this movie – it’s not a big budget contract-star extravaganza, but that just adds to the heat, if you ask me. It’s scripted and planned, obviously, but Girlfriends Films has a way of putting together great performers who get the most out of each other, and this movie about the allure of the lesbian May-December romance has four hot scenes. With Magdalene St. Michaels, the legendary Lynn LeMay, and Nicole Moore in the mom roles and Hayden Night, Kaci Starr, and Leigh Livingston as the luscious daughters, Girfriends has knocked another one out of the park.
Where the Boys Aren’t 19 – Arabian Nights
Studio: Vivid
If you don’t know what a seraglio is, now is the time to get the dictionary out – or you might want to just pick up this offering from Vivid. The last of the great Where the Boys Aren’t titles, this one presents a harem of the hottest girls Vivid had to offer from their stable of contract girls and model-quality porn stars. Tera Patrick, Lyndsey and Lacey Love (and who doesn’t want twins in his harem?) Lanny Barbie, Mercedez, Savanna Samson and Tawny Roberts – among others – star in this nearly epic ode to the joys of Sapphic love.
In the Family
Studio: Viv Thomas
“This film contains fully explicit, hardcore sex, and scenes of an adult nature including older women seducing younger girls” says the description, and boy, does it – or rather, girl does it. Maybe loving girls runs in the family, because this movie about a secret lesbian mom and her secret lesbian daughters is all about those urges that we hope all girls feel. When mom Emilianna begins to suspect that her daughters Angela Stone and Penny Flame are just as into women as she is, the action heats up, and from there on in it’s wall-to-wall all-girl heat. Also stars Deliliah Jones, Kinzie Kenner, Melisande, and Michelle Lay.
Buy: In the Family
Belladonna: No Warning 2
Studio: Evil Angel
Belladonna’s forays into all-girl left her with a distinct hunger, and you can tell from the action in this second installment of the No Warning Series that she was just getting started. This is not your typical soft-focus girl-girl movie, and Belladonna starts out rough with Delilah Strong and Missy Monroe (who, it turns out, can take a lot of punishment) and keeps on going, appearing five of the six scenes. There’s foot worship, ass play and a lot of domination, with great scenes from Roxy Jezel, Sophie Dee, Naudia Nyce and Tory Lane.
Where the Boys Aren’t 16
Studio: Vivid
Vivid’s Where the Boys Aren’t series was a tremendous success springing from a very simple formula – take a double handful of the hottest and most popular stars in porn and cram them in a room together with their fingers, tongues and toys primed to get busy, and then stand back and let them go crazy on each other. For nearly twenty years, that equation resulted in unbridled ecstasy for viewers and performers alike, and nowhere is it more successful than in this installment of the series. Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks, Chloe Jones, Dasha, Mercedez, Savanna Samson, and Sunrise Adams put on the show every guy wants to see.
Belladonna: No Warning 3
Studio: Evil Angel
As Belladonna spent more and more time in porn, she got more and more comfortable doing what she wanted to do, and the No Warning series was where she let herself get freakiest. It turned out kink was Bella’s wheelhouse, and nowhere did she show that better and get wilder than in these all-girl romps. She chose good partners for it, too, bringing in fellow edge player Ashley Blue, the incomparable Gianna Michaels and European super sensations Sandra Romain and Katja Kassin. With that much star power, any director could get a great show, and Belladonna’s not just any director. Check this one out if you like real heat in your lesbian porn.
Belladonna’s Fucking Girls
Studio: Evil Angel
We’ve all seen Belladonna do some amazing things, but if you thought she was wild with a couple of cocks around, wait till you see what she gets up to when she’s got wall to wall pussy to play with. Bella’s lesbian instincts come to the fore as she gets her chance to direct her favorite stars – Flower Tucci, Gia Paloma, Jayna Oso, Isabel Ice and Kami Andrews – in three all-girl scenes and perform in two of her own with Katrina Kraven and Lauren Phoenix. Nobody brings passion to the screen like Belladonna, and this early directorial effort shows her at her best as she lets loose on her chosen subjects.
