Pornstar Video Interview: Teal Conrad

I want to let you know that I didn’t bring it up. Gamelink is, as you well know (you perverts) a hardcore porn site, and we all know why we’re here. But that doesn’t mean we can’t function in polite society. That doesn’t mean we can’t talk about the debt ceiling or carbon emissions or Pitchers And Catchers. That means in fact that we can talk to a willowy and sylphlike pornstress like Teal Conrad and ask her about her day and really care what she says. That is why porn stars like us. I met Ms. Conrad at this year’s Adult Entertainment Expo and noticed immediately that she looked like she swam, hiked, biked, played tennis, surfed, and probably climbed rocks (turns out she does some of those things). She used to be a fitness model. Then, when I asked if we could see this physicality in her scenes, she told me about Taking A Dick. Now listen: Just because I ask a porn star what she had for breakfast doesn’t mean I’m not interested if she likes gang bangs, big toys, getting bruised and sweaty, or whatnot. I just think I have so many resources to determine those things already that I want to ask something new and useful.

Conrad does something very important here by acknowledging that, while there is a difference between “porn dick” and “average dick,” she still likes the latter. That way she stays accessible, which is what we want from our porn stars. Conrad met about a thousand fans that day and was very gracious to all of them. (Before she gets all dirty on us, my favorite part of the interview comes at the very beginning, where she laughs at being called 7-feet tall.)

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