Movie Review: Sheena School
School Is In, Sheena Shaw! (And So Is A Dildo.)
By: P. Weasels
Sheena School is too long and too rich in detail to review with any kind of comprehensive accuracy. On top of that, I can say that much of what it is about ? girl-girl action, toys, ass play, and gaping, stretching anal ? is not my bag at all, so I would not do it ?
John Stagliano’s Sheena School Movie Details
|Title:||John Stagliano’s Sheena School|
|Stars:||Brooklyn Lee, Jada Stevens, Mishca Brooks, Sheena Shaw|
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Sheena School is too long and too rich in detail to review with any kind of comprehensive accuracy. On top of that, I can say that much of what it is about girl-girl action, toys, ass play, and gaping, stretching anal is not my bag at all, so I would not do it justice even if I described every bit of it in detail.
What I can say is that John Buttman Stagliano, who is well-beloved and who pretty much sets the bar for everything he turns his hand to, has produced yet another epic work that will certainly be the standard to strive for when making movies with girl-girl action, toys, ass play, and gaping, stretching anal. Aside from anything else, Sheena School is more than six and a half hours long.
The Stretch Class movies, of which this is the newest offshoot, run to three and four hours, which is pretty generous for a movie but seems almost paltry in comparison. Sheena Shaw, a graduate of Buttman?s Stretch Class (Class of #13), did so well in her training that she has come back to teach her skills to newcomers, which is to say she kind of just takes over from John Buttman Stagliano, whose onscreen (or just off-screen) persona is such a mopey pushover that that doesn’t seem out of line. Stagliano manages deftly to walk the line between directing and letting Sheena run the show, though, and while the obsession is his and the girls are there to facilitate it, you always get the feeling that they are trying to make him proud; the result is something that has both the polish of a feature and the heart of amateur homemade porn.
For me, there’s nothing that succeeds in porn like genuine involvement on the part of the performers, and even if the subject matter isn’t in my wheelhouse, Sheena School hits all the notes. I imagine that if you’re the person this movie was aimed at, it will be unbeatable. Sheena is a trim blonde who reminds me a little of Tiffany Mynx back at the beginning of her career sharp, foxy-faced, with an air of lustful knowledge and a certainty that she will give you what you want whether you know what that is or not. In the course of her tenure as adjunct professor, Sheena takes Mischa Brooks (a brunette with a trim, tan body and a couple of elaborate tattoos), Mazzerati Monica (a busty, zaftig blonde who is just this side of being a BBW), Jada Stevens (a brunette with a body bouncy enough that she could be called curvy if she weren’t in a business where the concept suffers from such drastic inflation) and Brooklyn Lee (almost exotic, with a few interesting tattoos and a mouth that reminds me a little of Mick Jagger’s, except sexy) under her tutelage; while I can’t say whether they really learn anything from her, they certainly are eager to show off what they do know.
In this spinoff, the girls apparently go a lot farther than they were allowed to in the Stretch Class movies. The toys are not unwarrantably huge, for the most part, but there are a lot of them, and they get a lot of action; while, as I mentioned, the toys are not my bag, I know enough about porn to be able to say that these scenes will be very, very satisfying if you like toys. They are mostly ass toys, but Stretch Class is apparently not about focusing on one hole, and there are plenty of toys that end up stretching asses and mouths gagging and choking is a pretty common theme here, with more spit and drool than you usually see outside of a Rodney Moore movie, and a lot of it does make me want to go out and find movies preferably John Buttman Stagliano movies with these girls getting plundered by real cocks. There is also a LOT of tease, which I do like.
Each scene is at least an hour and a half long, which gives Stagliano plenty of time to indulge his second fetish, which is slow-burn softcore stripping and groping and pawing and the kind of pleading and appeals to a supreme being that characterize any encounter between Buttman and a butt. The scenes go on and on, and honestly, if you like toys and tease and girl-girl I don’t think you could find a better DVD for the money.